Didn’t get asked to sing in a major convention concert? Nobody thinks you’re good enough for prime time? The CA stopped taking your calls?
Fear not! We have the venue for you. I’m still taking names of people who would like to sing at any of the Convention Late Nights. While I can’t guarantee you the fame and adoration of a 5-hour-long cantorial concert, you can have the opportunity to sing in front of about 8 people (plus about 13 more who fell asleep and 3 who drank too much and passed out). If you have previously contacted me, no need to pester me, I mean contact me again.
Our evening themes are as follows:
Sunday evening: Zina Goldrich, composer of amazing Broadway and Cabaret material, will be the host. If you would like to sing any Broadway type material, this is the night for you.
Monday evening: The infamous and irreverent Matt & Larry Show (and not the Larry & Matt Show no matter how much he whines). This is the best evening for parody/satire/comedy type pieces. If you have something serious to sing, that’s fine, but we WILL make fun of you.
Tuesday evening: Comedian Joel Chasnoff. Pfft. Look who else thinks he’s a comedian. Those of us who are secure don’t need to put the word Comedian in front of our names.
Wednesday evening: Marcey Wagner will be hosting an evening of improv! YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS. Marcey will also be inviting and encouraging audience participation, so please make sure to drink a lot before you show up.
Looking forward to hearing from everyone!